Imaginary couch surfing

Hei ihmiset!

Tis time for the most extravagant, boisterous, humble, amazing, fantastic semi half monthly email you ever done did read (or didn't I have no idea who actually reads these. At least 7)

Anywho, twas a work-y week. Had to drop a whole lotta people in our teaching pool, which was sad, but oh well. These things happen. Just gotta do as my older brother Mark (gusti) Gustafson always says, keep doin whatchu doin, preachin watchu preachin, and sayeth whatchu sayeth.

We did service at an equestrian place, shoveled a whole lotta manuer maneur maneueur or however you spell it. And we cleaned out all their water troughs. Kinda yucky but it was good work. Asked the horses if they'd like to hear a message about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. They ignored me. How rude, just like the people I add on facebook.

The subject from this email comes from me and Elder Jensen saw an AMAZING looking couch that we wanted so bad cuz ours is the absolute worst, and it was FREE!! (Our current one was worse than free so yeah) and we couldn't pick it up then and I wanted to turn around but Elder Jensen said no we'll come back tomorrow then it was gone :(( big sad.

Had a cold the last few days, which SUCKED. finally got to take my mask off then had to put it back on not to spread the cold. Big oof. Had to skip leg day cuz I was so sick, please forgive me 🥺🥺

Its okay tho! Cuz I made up for leg day by legit mountain biking for the first time for like 2 hours. 9 miles I think? Either way, zoomed down some mountain, only almost fell off the edge twice, (please don't read this part mom), and only sorta biffed it once. Good times tho, it was way fun.

Made some red velvet cookies, some peanut butter bars, and some Nuka Cola. Hype times.

Messaged this one guy who accepted my friend request, looked to be about 50 years old, massive Mohawk, in a punk band. Said super nice things in his profile tho, super uplifting and kind words. When I sent him a message about talking about guitars/Jesus tho, he said, and this is an exact quote: "keep trying buddy. We will never trust people who wear ties" 
Then he blocked me 😂😂 it was so funny I couldn't even be mad.

I feel like there were more funny things to be said, but here's a more spiritual thought cuz I don't give those often in my emails. We are where we are for a purpose, for a reason. Whoever you are, wherever you are, there's a specific purpose for you being there. God knows literally everything. He places you where you need to be. He created you, and He loves you. I need to realize that more where I am, even if I'm not seeing success. This is exactly where He put me. So its exactly where I am needed.

Love you all! So much! God bless and pray up!

- ya boi kob

Pictures! (Sorry if they're coming on out of order, might have to start labeling them for you.)
1. & 2. Nuka Cola
3. Red velvet cookies
4. Peanut butter bars
5. Wee woo wee woo wee woo WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
6. New friend I shared the gospel with.
7. Drip
8. & 9. Koby acting tough then normally with a whip
10. Old pic of my little brother looking EXTREMELY done with life that made me chuckle a little bit too hard
11. Squirrel!!! But he ded :(
12. The best picture ever
13. The rest are mountain biking and scenery. Don't wanna type out more numbers i have 11 minutes left and still have to write Pres 😳😬

Goodbye
















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