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Guacamole is a sauce #28

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Hej människor! welcome back to the semi half monthly email of the one and only............. uh elder smith? there are actually hundreds of those but you ain't NEVER seen an email like this! 🌴This week's summary!🌴 (for my TLDR folks) ☆i have decided to just be a goofball. from now on especially my pictures are gonna just be whatever the heccin heck i want. no regerts babey ☆a bug (the car) crept up on us when we were facebook contacting at another church where we get good service. I PROMISE we weren't making out. maybe. ☆i ate a rock ☆i built yet another chicken coop, but with much less wasp wasting ☆cut down a tree and DIDN'T step on the marijuana plants ☆taught an amazing lesson! ☆made vegan pasta sauce ☆failed at fixing an edger ☆spent an hour and 30 mins on my pictures, and like 10 on the actual email. That's the only thing people actually look at tho, right? 🌈Stories🤌 - I once again only have 7 minutes left, so these will not be as detailed or...

I am now a dad #27

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so, i wrote out a very long very good email but something glitched and deleted all of it. im sorry. the gist is, we did a big service project (i love weeding) and got our friend to church, i lost some good friends at transfers, and the biggest thing is im now a dad! me and elder hassard are now training elder radden, who we love very much. i really really really like making good emails, and so this pains me more than any of you will ever know. i challenge you simply to love others. not enough love in the world. live by good standards. i love you all so so much. if you're reading this, i love and miss you. all of you. ~Elder Smithity *Elder Smith's emails are the best and he puts so much time and effort into them. This is the template he made - I am sure there were lots of good stories. I do know that Elder Smith is teaching 6 people! Two of them came to church on Sunday. Good things are happening. He is in a trio and has a new companion from CA . Until next week. 💛 🌴...

Sir Knight Elder Smith, The Wasp Waster #26

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Muraho bantu! Welcome back to my own semi half monthly email. Brought to you by the kinyarwandan language! None others like it. You know it, I know it. No doubt no doubt coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool! 🌴This week's summary!🌴 (for my TLDR folks) - I have been Dubbed a knight. And a Lord. Idk. - Now I have TWO journals! - I faced my fear of spiders by doing service, climbing under a hour where I saw probably close to hundreds of spiders. - Went to a sick thrift store - Got SOAKED in the rain, took lots of pictures. It was a very good time. - Built a chichen coop and killed a LOT of wasps. this is where the dubbing came in. - I grilled hot dogs and burgers for our entire zone, and apparently I'm decent at volleyball? - Oh yeah and I hit my 6 month mark. I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🌈Stories🤌 - So, we did service for one of our good friends who we're teaching, I've mentioned her before, she's the one who we got to stop drinking beer. Still going har...

Door Church and Eternal Pie #25

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Здравейте хора! Welcome back to the new and improved semi-half-monthly email of Elder Smith! Now very interactice and engaging with many colors, emojis, and uh... cool email formatting! This email is brought to you and sponsored by Hermana Harmon, who gave me this cool email format cuz I liked it a lot. Sorry for completely copying it but she DID say it was okay. Lets get into it! 🌵This week's summary!🌵 - l went on exchanges with The Misk - I payed $181.70 to be happy - Filmed a guitar video in like 3 takes which is CRAZY - Did service for 3 hours and got TOASTED because I forgot to wear sunscreen hehe - It rained SUPER HARD but we were in a meeting so when it ended I booked it outside but missed the big rain :(( - I hit my 6 month mark on friday! 🌈Stories🤌 - Went on exchanges and it was a good time! I successfully made snickerdoodles in a toaster oven, we went to walmart and I finally got a phone case after 6 months on my mission 😂 its a miracle my phone hasnt killed...

No Tonsils? Check. Strep throat? Also check. #24

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Përshëndetje njerëz! Welcome back to the semi-half-monthly email you've been waiting a whole semi-half-month for. I know you're excited, never a dull moment with Elder Kob 😇 😡 Anger and also funny Man. I CANNOT BELIEVE. Do any of y'all who I went to high school with remember that time I was sick for like 3 months straight with strep? And a month or two before that? And before that? So I got my tonsils out, which is supposed to fix that problem. Or at least make it very very hard to get strep throat again. Yet here I am, getting strep throat again. My throat really enjoys puttin me through it. The hardest part had to be cancelling all our lessons, and having two of the most boring days yet 😅. It's all good tho, we still chillin as always 😎 🌈 Good times I got shouted out in an email last week that I've been wanting to be shouted out in for the longest time. Without even asking, so that made me kinda uber happy, yeet. 💪Uhh what I did this week We had billio...