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Imaginary couch surfing

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Hei ihmiset! Tis time for the most extravagant, boisterous, humble, amazing, fantastic semi half monthly email you ever done did read (or didn't I have no idea who actually reads these. At least 7) Anywho, twas a work-y week. Had to drop a whole lotta people in our teaching pool, which was sad, but oh well. These things happen. Just gotta do as my older brother Mark (gusti) Gustafson always says, keep doin whatchu doin, preachin watchu preachin, and sayeth whatchu sayeth. We did service at an equestrian place, shoveled a whole lotta manuer maneur maneueur or however you spell it. And we cleaned out all their water troughs. Kinda yucky but it was good work. Asked the horses if they'd like to hear a message about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. They ignored me. How rude, just like the people I add on facebook. The subject from this email comes from me and Elder Jensen saw an AMAZING looking couch that we wanted so bad cuz ours is the absolute worst, and it was FREE!! (Our curre...

Glowing pyramids in space and aliens at the second coming barbecue!

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  ̴̠҉ ̶̧̦.   ̵͙͏ ̡̲̰͟ ̡̣̙́ ~(this says hello people in                                                                      alien) Alrighty. Alright. All right. The time has come, once more, for the semi half monthly email of Elder Smith (AKA the skeet skater) ((have no idea where that came from tbh but enjoy)) wow. I am running out of time already as I'm typing this. I have 39 minutes left to eat dinner,, write this email, write my mission president, as long as reply to my friends and consistently text my mom. (Hi mom :)) Mask restrictions got lifted in the mission!! If you're fully vaccinated, that is. Still, i haven't had any physical contact with anyone for like,,,,, 8 weeks, as long as I've been here   so yeah thats lit. Best case Week was good! Lots of very very hard work, not much to...

What Cologne are you wearing?

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Halo jalma! Tis the time, for everyone to rejoice, for the semi half monthly email of Elder Koby "Krispy Kreme" Smith has finally arrived. First, the most happiest of birthdays to one of the many loves of my life, and my phone screen saver, Elder Jackson Aden. Happy birthday bub. Ilysm Alright, time to make a joke that too many people have made already. This week, I said bye to elder bye. Man I'm glad he isn't on this list because I had to refrain so hard from making that joke while I was with him. Pretty sure every member in our ward did, along with the second counselor of the bishopric at the pulpit. I dropped him off at the mission office, pretended to stab him in the chest to officially "kill" him, and...... Got a new comp! ELDER JENSEN! He's hype. He is,,,,, a very hard worker, and I have come to realize Elder Bye was maybe not as much of that. We still worked hard, but not like this.   Comes to say, last few days I have worked my Crested Butte off....