Week 4 - Forklift certified

hello mga tao!

Welcome back to the semi half monthly email of the one and only, 

El Koberino


I finally figured out a good way to untie and tie dress shoes. Why the heck do they make them so difficult? You can only like untighten one lace or the other?? The laces are always uneven! Nobody prepared me for this. Either way, u figured out a way. It really is ask and ye shall receive.

Anywho, I'm in Denver! Everyone say Coloradoooooooo 

(I'm a giraffe)

-if you didn't get that joke I'm so sorry I promise I'm not super weird its a vine


Alright, so, Colorado time. I'm with my trainer, his name is Elder Bye. Pretty cool right? He's gotta be one of the most jacked guys I've ever met. We work out 3 times a day, often cutting out half of lunch for the second workout. Its pretty fun tho.

We've been teaching a lot of member lessons, and have had a bit of trouble finding new investigators. We called this one guy and set up a phone app with him so hopefully we get picked up with teaching up.

Anywho, not much else to report. I suspect I'll have more next week. 

Remember, gummy sharks numb the pain. much love, and stay fresh cheese bags

~Elder Koby Smith

Pictures:
1. Tunnel kob
2. Tunnel kob and bye
3. Drank
4. Workspace
5. Mirror selfie
6 & 7. Columbine memorial










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