Someonebody Hacked the Bible #22

Talofa tagata! Welcome back to the thing I forgot to say the last like 10 emails, the Semi-Half-Monthly email of Elda Smith! Oops lol

BREAKING NEWS: THE QUESARITO AT TACO BELL IS BACK IN THE MENU, I REPEAT, THE QUESARITO IS BACK!!!! Just had to say that :)

Alright! Let's get into this! Might be a lil bit shorter today, I need to do these earlier. Maybe I should stop acting like a monkey with Elder Hassard so often.

I have an addiction. That addiction is talking in the voice of Doctor Doofensmirtz. I just kinda slip into it often. It's extremely accurate. Our neighbors must be extremely confused.

Spiritual miracle experience: We went to go talk to this lady we were supposed to do service for and ended up not being able to. Still went and said hi, and it smelled awful, there were billions of flies, and her 6 dogs would not stop barking. But, when we started talking to her about spiritual stuff, the smell went away, the flies weren't as annoying, and the dogs stopped barking. I've never heard those dogs stop barking before. It was crazy! We asked if she still had an interest in being baptized, becuase she had wanted to previously, and she said yes but she really like beer. I decided to be very bold with her, and now shes commited to stop drinking beer and we have committed to stop drinking mountain dew. Big oof. Oh well tho!

Also had a weird experience in where we really wanted to go street contacting, but I had such a bad feeling not to. So we didn’t, and then went and dropped something at the post office. Talked to this random older gentleman there for a few minutes, told him to reach out to a missionary if he ever needed any help! Don't know why still, but both me and Elder Hassard were feeling the spirit a bunch! So something good must've worked out there!

Had a lit district activity this morning, tye-died shirts and played volleyball! It was really fun :))

Anyways, its about time for me to go. Love you all so much!!

~Elder Kobs :)

(Also shout out to Hermana Harmon for painting me on a rock)

Pictures:

Some labeled, some not. Rip, I'm out of time once again

1. IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BLUE SHIRT
2. Pizza plate
3. Minecraft rock
4. Picked fresh sunflowers for whoever wanted them!
5. It is SO SMOKY. i think thats most places nearby tho. My utah peeps know what in talking about
6. Banana thats actually a giant cucumber
7. My new challenge........ i an so sore
 And more!

















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