The Minced Garlic Broom Wasp Glitter Incident #17

Habari watu!

It's been so long.... I can't take this anymore... it's so hard, the long days. The low energy. It's unbearable. I long so much.... for soda. It's been a week already. I was challenged by some sisters in my district to go off Soda for two weeks. If you don't hear from me next week, it's because the amount of Country Time Pink Lemonade™️ I consume in place of soda has killed me. Give my love to my two fish, Marlo and Doctor Octopus, my guitar, Cynthia, and my family I guess. RIP Craig, AKA the kobymobile.

Anyways, I am running out of time. For this email. Might be kinda short.  I will go super briefly over some of the experiences I had. One, we said a prayer with this guy named Robert,  And he was struggling a lot. But, he said that as soon as he agreed to say the prayer with us, (because he almost didn't)  In his exact words, he said "I felt the demons get chased away".  He is a very kind and sweet homeless man, but, has not replied for a while. But the prayer we said with him helped him a lot so I count that as a win! :))

 Another experience I had, is I went on exchanges with this awesome elder in my district, and we went to Walmart to get a new nerf gun for his actual companion, because I definitely broke his ðŸ˜¬.  While we were there, this man came up to us, told us we were wrong, that he appreciated us very much, and that he wanted to join our church. But, idek what to say. It was weird. They teaching him now tho so best case!

 Other experiences, don't have any too cool, but we played water balloon volleyball as a district today and that was fun. Then it just turned into a big water balloon fight. I was entirely soaked by the end, this one sister had it out for me for sure. Revenge is sweet tho.

Also had a mad basher I met with, left feeling enlightened. He definitely felt the spirit, but didn't want to change anything. I bore a lot of testimony, and had the truthfulness confirmed to me. That's what mattered the most in the end. He had a chance to feel the spirit, and didn't seem to act on it quite yet. I hope he does. But having the truthfulness confirmed to me over and over and over again is amazing. It's amazing. Can't say much else.

Well, I'm gonna go now. Don't make snickerdoodles in a toaster over, dont hit people in the face face a water balloon unless it pops, and good luck figuring out what my email subject means. I love you all so much.

~ Elder Smith :))

Pictures!
1. Elder Miskin
2. The kitten from a few emails ago, again! Now she has a collar! Her name is glitch :)
3. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 
4. Drank
5. Our beautiful family
6. Combined district council
7. A picture of Elder Hunt taking A picture
8. Slidey slide
9. Fruit loop flavored pop tarts - they were not good
10. Happy Fourth of July!
11. Wonderful drawing by Elder Halliday













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