Welcome to Fruita-WTF

Helo bobl!

Before we get into this I would like to clarify that WTF is the acronym for Welcome To Fruita. I am a good consecrated missionary I promise. Just a missionary that is now in Fruita. Anywho, welcome!

Man. What a week. Jeez. This one might be sorta long, fair warning, but I can promise it'll be entertaining! Got news on Tuesday that I was coming out west, to Grand Junction, or more accurately: Fruita Colorado! Packed my entire life up on Wednesday, which was very difficult. I have obtained so much stuff. Its bad. Don't go to goodwill every p-day, kiddos. Wednesday night, me and Elder Jensen picked up his brand new greenie, Elder Hassel, who I got to be with for a night. Your trainer is called your "dad", so thats what Elder Jensen is to him. He did name me his "Godfather" tho. Love that kid.

Hit up that transfer bus, saw so many of my favorite missionaries, some for the last time. Oof. Got on the bus, and drove four hours out west to good ol' Grand Junction! It was really fun, being with all those missionaries was a blast. Met my new comp, Elder Hunt, and we're vibing now. There's no gym here, like there was in my old place, but we make do. Lots of milk jugs and a rake that keeps getting bent back and fourth.

Alright. So. Fruita is lit, already met a few crazies. Baja blast is back in stores as 12 packs. I would recommend 100%. I love you all so much. Please treat people how you would want to be treated. I implore you. I do. Hehe.

Shoutout to my cousin Sister Brynn Skousen!! She just got into the field and on top of that is being trained by an absolute G. Love ya cuz. Also shoutout to my boi B-Bubz, Elder Colemere. He just went to his OG in London. Wow, what a guy. Also Elder Probst and Elder Palmer went out to their OG's? Or close? Not sure whats going on there. Anyways, I am trying to cut this down a little bit, and I do not have my journal so I dont remember much of anything. we have a very crappy guitar in this apt, so I'm starting to get my calluses back basically. Man I've missed that more than anything.

Played laser tag for a few hours straight today as well with the new district. So that was awesome. Don't have all the pictures yet, so I'll do those next week. I already have too many pictures as it is.

Alright, to close, drink Baja Blast, don't forget your lactose intolerance pills at your aptment when you move four hours away, and as always, if you're feeling down, Gummy Sharks Numb The Pain™️.

Love Y'all!!

- Elder Smith :))

Picture time!! (good luck)
1. This big fire happened right after I sent the last email. Sheesh
2. Last time with my last district
3. Exchange with elder Montague, hes a baller
4. Giant moth I saw on exchanges
5. Lamborghini drove right by our house
6. Elder Hassel bought us burritos, what a homie
7. The whole transfer bus on the way to GJ, it was stacked
8. Just the boys on the bus
9. Oh yeah the church that burned down 20 years ago and only the Jesus picture survived? That's our church. And it burned down again a few months ago. Same thing happened, just the pic of Jesus. Crazy. We do gotta drive like 20-30 mins to go to church tho, which we go to every day so that sucks haha
10. Got ate
11. Caught a frog doing service
12. Caught a kitten as well, I promise hes not mad hes very loving
13. Elder Hunt, my new comp! What a baller
14. The only laser tag picture I have

Alright. Phew. Goodbye
















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