Week 6 -Hi my name is Elder Koby Smith and I'm a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Përshëndetje njerëz!

Welcome back to the most epic semi half monthly email you ever done did got.

I typed that entire subject using only my predictive, thats how much I type that phrase 😂😂

I saw at least 3 dogs this week so I'd say it's been pretty good. Two were puppies, one named tyus, 12 week old Golden retriever. One named bailee, idk how old she is but she's a half German Sheppard half aussie puppy. Adorable. We also got Henry, the Bishops dog who loves to sing! I played a piano song for them and he did a duet with me the entire time. Cutest partner ever!

I kinda found some people, but they kinda do be leaving me on read/delivered doe. It's aight, I know the right people will be led to me and vise versa. At least I got some replies 😂😂

Welp, we've had our first three casualties. I was walking sometime a few weeks ago and my oil container that was my grandpas, (which has a tendency to unscrew) fell off my keychain. We couldn't find it anywhere. Just have the top now. Big sad. I also sliced and diced my finger a little bit making avocado toast. Good times. 

The worst one I think tho, is I found out twenty one pilots is releasing an album in exactly a month 😔😔 they already have one song out. Satan is tempting me, he must know how much I miss my music 😂😂 its all good tho! Because I got plenty of songs. And I'll get to listen to all of my other ones when I'm home. Oh well. (If there's any about God or stuff like that lmk, cuz I know good old Tyler Joseph has written songs like that before ;))

I also wrote a song yesterday. (Nothing will ever stop me from that;)) Its cool and symbolic of the gospel, pretty dope. Might post on facebook

Not much else to report, but I do have lots of pictures for you all! 


1. Trench coat in action 😤🥵👌
2. Me and elder bye shaved racing stripes into our legs
3. I styled my hair the OPPOSITE WAY I USUALLY DO man things getting CRAZY around here
4. Trench coat the second picture (i love my Trench coat)
5. With my guitar pick hole puncher I got last week, I turned an entire 12 pack case of dew into guitar picks
DISCLAIMER!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BLOOD DO NOT LOOK AT THESE NEXT FEW PICTURES!!!!!
6. hehe finger cut
Also, just so you know, i did not cut the tip of my finger off. The first pic looks like it because of the bandage on it, it's already almost healed. No worries just funny








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